"Two things prevent us from happiness; living in the past and observing others."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: africanmuslimah, via meaganpk)


I love when drug dealers say be safe or have a nice night after you pick up, like aw I already like you bc you supply me with drugs, now you’re gonna make me fall in love with you, you glorious shit.

(via bubblegumbwitch)




My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via s-u-n-kissed-beach)