"Two things prevent us from happiness; living in the past and observing others."

Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: africanmuslimah, via meaganpk)

miss-heroin:

I love when drug dealers say be safe or have a nice night after you pick up, like aw I already like you bc you supply me with drugs, now you’re gonna make me fall in love with you, you glorious shit.

(via bubblegumbwitch)

tawnks:

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

My dick is pi inches long

This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf

no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it

(via s-u-n-kissed-beach)